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Dear Earthling,

      Hello!  I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting
your planet.  I have transformed myself into this text file.  As
you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.  I know
you like it because you are smiling.  Please pass me on to
someone else because I'm really horny.

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