Department of Redundancy Department

  My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

  C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

  Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

  Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

  Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

  .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

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