6:30 Wake up and lie awake in Bed 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, which means no eating out for the next 6 weeks 6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep. 7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you didn't hit the snooze button--you turned it off. 7:01 fall asleep again. 7:44 Wake up with heart in mouth again. 7:45 Put off shaving 'till tommorrow (again) Forget breakfast--will eat early lunch at (Joey's/East Side/Caravan/Bon Puke/Harvey's) 7:46 Ready to go to school 7:50 Halfway to school: remember it's workout day, and you forgot your stuff. 7:51 Vow to start working out again _next_ week... 8:03 Arrive at school Realize your officemate arrived earlier today must have got more work done 8:04 Pass by Advisor's office, chat with Secretary to find out if he is coming in today. He is, darn. Need to start work on that draft due this afternoon. 8:15 Read e-mail 8:20 Delete mail from students taking ECE48x regarding questions about the class. Hate your TA job. Depression: too much work to do today 8:55 cd ~/phd with full intention of getting work done 8:56 vi background.tex 8:57 get message from (Mauro/Milind/Eric/Stewart) "Comin' for BC?" 8:58 Log off and go for breakfast. 9:33 Start printing out loads of stuff that may be vaguely related to your work. 9:41 Early morning stupefaction. Mutter jealous comments to yourself about your officemate. 9:43 Curse your officemate for being so smart/organized/whatever... 9:58 Finger everyone in the department and most people half way around the world 10:19 Feel sleepy, should not have stayed late playing minesweeper last night. 10:31 Momentary panic attack!!!!!!!!!!!! 10:35 Curse your officemate for having the time to go to workout 10:43 Edit .plan file. write a shell program to edit .plan more easily. write an alias for the shell program. write an alias for the alias. 10:59 Drop in at advisor's office and borrow something you dont need to kinda make him aware you are working hard on your project. 11:11 read electronic news mid-morning yawn time 11:34 Start typing junk at a very high key-in rate to pretend you are working hard as your advisor passes by from outside. 11:35 Press the BackSpace key for one and a half minute until all the garbage you typed in is erased. Realize that you can type more than 256 characters per half minute 11:45 Print out some slides for afternoon's draft + presentation 11:47 Print them again, you forgot to change the date from last presentation 11:49 Print another copy in case this one gets lost 11:51 Completely forget about sueing the coffee- machine company 12:15 Hunger pangs: 12:20 Campus Sizzler time Drink a not-so-cold generic can of cola from your desk. Ch-Ching, you just saved 35 cents by buying bulk cola. 12:21 Curse your friend for not bringing in that fridge he keeps promising you. 12:30 Head to that class you have to take because it's your supervisor's 1:10 Look outside the window and make unrealistic plans to quit this degree program and take up a job. 1:35 Run out of paper, and pray for class to end earlier than 2:00 2:05 Copy notes which you missed for lack of paper 2:30 Group Meeting with advisor 2:44 Sudden awareness of one's shallowness resentment towards officemate for being so prepared Get reminded by your advisor that you need to do some more work for your literature survey. 2:50 Advisor hands you the reddened copy of your draft for corrections 2:51 The 59 second urge to murder advisor begins!! 2:52 Realize that he controls your assistantship/grade/graduation possiblity/graduation date/all job opportunities/and the rest of your life. 2:53 Thank him 2:54 Thank yourself for not saying something stupid to your advisor. 2:55 Splitting headache #1 3:00 More generic cola 3:06 Worry about never graduating time to write a letter--NOT! no time for that. Rearrange desk Call up bank; see if you have any money Fear of losing aid next Fall Read latex manuals to figure out how to put &$%&% in %$^% format Re-rearrange desk 3:13 Watch the clock Make plans to do a all-nighter tonite Vow to watch only 2 TV programs 3:24 Go to terminal room to log in 3:25 Check electronic mail, don't reply though, you are too busy to do that 3:26 Answer some silly question about LaTeX 3:29 Question doesn't seem so silly anymore... 3:30 cd ~/phd with full intention of getting work done 3:31 vi background.tex 3:32 get message from (Mauro/Milind/Eric/Stewart/...) "Comin' for break?" 3:33 Log off and go for break 5:08 Notice Advisor leave 5:09 Sudden sense of freedom Go home for quick, short dinner break. 9:00 Come back into the office after dinner 9:01 The hard working grad student you are, you have to come to the office late at night to "get the work done" 9:03 Check electronic mail Decide it would be a good time to check out the Web sites since network wont be loaded Run into "since network wont be loaded" traffic and give up 10:11 Begin work; Realize you need references Realize its too late today to go to the library Sudden feeling of having wasted the day 10:49 Sudden feeling of possibly having to waste the night Decide to turn in early and come back very early tommorrow morning Decide to play a minesweeper on the system to put yourself in a good mood. 11:15 Play game after game after game to improve your score and get on the scoreboard. Realize that your officemate is still at number 6, two notches above you on the scoreboard. 12:20 Play until you beat your officemate into the 7th place. A sense of achievment!! Yes, today was not wasted!! Return home to find your roommate watching David Letterman reruns on NBC. Tell him about the "hard working grad student day you had" Discuss philosophy with roommate 1:09 Think about becoming a philosopher and dining with 4 others (The Dining Philosophers problem, hee hee :-) (Comp Sci joke) Argue with him about politics, why people prefer Japanese cars and whether it is better to set the heat to "hot" or "cold" to defrost the windshields faster. 1:49 Realize neither of you have bought milk today Get reminded of the "too much milk problem" 2:04 Forget about getting up early. Turn the phone ringer off and go to sleep.